Hey folks, sorry for the long silence. Been a rough month indeed. I haven’t disappeared from in front of my laptop to wander the jungles of the Irian Jaya, roshambo sharks in South Africa, or mule cocaine across the border or anything interesting like that. I’ve been working about twenty jobs to pay for my move back to New York next week, trying to pack up my apartment, and dealing with some very sad family news. It’s been very difficult to want to write anything funny.

Sometimes I wish I were back in second grade. Making people laugh was so effortless back then. All I had to do was stand on a chair in my classroom and say “Penis farts!” and I’d have people doubled-over screaming “Bravo!”, “Brilliant!” and “Get this man another chocolate milk!” But sadly, I’m somewhat of a grown-up now, and that material doesn’t fly so well.

A week from tonight and I’ll be back home in Brooklyn, hoisting pints with my misfit friends, and hopefully laughing my ass off again.

Thanks for being patient with me.

Penis farts.